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    That second one is Green is the smoking gun. Well, one of quite a few.



    They give you the license to drive at 16.

    They give you a car with the capacity to do 240km/hr.

    They give you decades of sleazy advertising which conditions you to associate speed with "fun", "cool", "positive" and "sex".

    They give you a speedometer that only makes sense when you understand it's about the power of suggestion. I used to work at McDonalds. You have no idea how many people go "Oh yeah sure!" to fries.

    "Would you like 120km/hr+ with that?"

    Of course you do. You've been conditioned to want to.

    They give you everything to set you up and then they say "Don't do it."



    It's so Catholic, it's horrifying. The Pope says this to Catholics, about sex and birth control. "Just don't do it! Be pure. Oh you sinful humans. Well, if you're going to sin in shame, at least don't rot in Hell for Eternity by using a condom. Jesus didn't die for that sin."

    For $1.50 I could have _not_ almost killed so many people and written off two vehicles and woken up with nightmarish confusion and half-asleep guilt imagining that I'd actually killed them and been denying it (which would last until I could find the insurance bills and collapse in tears, it was all very traumatic). A little too emo, you cool Toddlers would feel.

    But then I ran four human beings off the road, doing 170km/hr in the wrong lane. The car fishtailed and went over the embankment into the ravine; disappeared, vanished - I watched it all unfold in my rearview. I'd killed four people, guaranteed. You'd probably be cool with it. You'd probably just keep on driving.

    "What the ref doesn't see is legal." *teehee*

    An instinct I had was screaming at me to do exactly that. There was lots of screaming, actually. Something was screaming at my limbs but they weren't listening. Something was screaming "phew, lucky the cars didn't touch; no evidence, police will have nothing to go on - you dodged a bullet there" and that was when my limbs came back to life. I don't think like that. Humans don't think like that.

    I knew where that voice was coming from and it wasn't me. I covered the distance back in half the time and all I was hoping for were 0 survivors, because I didn't know if I'd be able to cope with some of the images flashing through my mind. This was 130km from the nearest town. I was racing as if there were survivors. Begging non-existent powers; trying to make insane deals without any bargaining power.

    I saw four of the most conflicted faces you will never see in your life staring up at me from the grassy sloped field. I could tell the car was a write-off. Not a scratch on the humans. They didn't know whether to hug me or kill me.

    I think it was a 25 min round trip. They didn't think I was coming back and this is in the Adelaide Desert or The Great Outback. They were so angry and so relieved at the same time. You'll never see expressions like theirs.

    Unless you're the compulsive victim of years of speeding advertisements linking speed with sex and cool and all that creepy Pavlovian associative shit. But I'm probably the only one, I imagine.
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    40 years after they've had the technology to do it, or maybe they've always had the technology, they're finally starting to roll out some limiters (in the luxury model of the below Merc).

    http://www.topspeed.com/cars/mercede...-ar115399.html

    The Mercedes also comes with a slew of safety features that are found in their higher-tier models, like Pre-Safe Brake. This feature will automatically apply the brakes if it senses a rear-end collision. It is also equipped with Speed Limit Assist to make sure you don’t miss any of the speed limit signs.

    Because that's the only reason you don't want to be speeding. You understand? It's all about shifting the goalposts to make you think about rules rather than your own best interests.

    It's one of the reasons humans are terrible at motive. We've been maliciously been brainwashed to the point where every one of us is provably incapable of acting in our own best interests; i.e. Insane.

    But then this is the TopSpeed.com website.




    So much fucked up shit here.

    Dying of diarrhea? Fuck.

    I think you know what "Childhood diseases" means. Fucking..

    Measles? Fuck.

    Not sure if the suicide number would be higher or lower. Lot of lazy cops in the world.

    Don't see any terrorist tolls on the lists I'm looking at. 3000 died 9/11. 40,000 died in the US on roads in 2001. Over 2 million road injuries. Those are dots. Draw lines between them. Who has the motive to frighten you? Who doesn't care about speed limiting the cars that kill you?

    These dots are easy. A child could do them.

    40,000,000 (40 million) dead on roads around the world so far. Probably nearly a million a year now. This would be about car crashes. Speed limited cars? Not good for automotive business.

    They need you to crash to be competitive.

    Which is fine but then when 40,000 Americans die a year and 2.5 million are injured every year, rough ~1 billion injuries resulting from crashes on roads since the invention of the car? That's better than fine. That's capitalism.



    "Because chrome and asphalt can put distance between you and whatever the world can throw at you..."

    Nothing even needs to makes sense anymore. Not sure it ever did. But if running away isn't going to be motivated by fear, then...?



    Quote Originally Posted by TableTiger1 View Post
    Hot damn is that JV himself?? I might have to read all this nonsense to see if he still is having Linux/Jobs/Gates issues. Just Defragment your disk and repartition right??

    Probably running Scada interfaces at a water treatment plant in Sheboygan, WI these days and thinks the Iranians are out to get em.

    PLOwned is it the real deal?
    Oh the reason I couldn't post on 'this' forum anymore in 2011 was because everything came crashing down. I was fighting to get back online literally 20 hrs a day every day until like two months ago when I guess they worked out I wasn't worth it. But there is evidence posted all over SkatzPoker forum and it's only like 10% of the unbelievable shit I documented. I was being shutdown by Power. Why? I dunno. I rant about injustice. I post all over the place. I think I hit someone or something a little too close to home without realising it; probably the Catholic Church in Africa where the Pope is killing 50,000,000 with Catholic AIDS. But who knows, really.

    They've clearly decided I'm not even worth what I'm sure were nothing more than scripts written to loop indefinitely and when no experts I'm paying $1000 to just come and look at the crap I was talking about wanted anything to do with it or me as soon as they saw it, I spent 6 figures and 16 months for zero answers. Hah. Just endless horror and unfathomably implausible stories.

    I only really left my apartment to buy new systems and/or find experts; or fly overseas for new systems and/or experts. I mean, the guy that supervises IT security for some Siam Commercial Bank branches came to my apartment as a favour from a poster on ThaiVisa forum who liked my political ranting the year before against the (illicit-drug funded) Thaksin-sponsored near Civil War (his sister is his proxy PM now - there's just too much money in illicit drugs for anyone to compete); and when he left, I knew I was fucked.

    It's a bit of joke, really. I'm like "What can I do about these Bluetooth attacks?" and he's like "I don't know what to say, but there aren't solutions." I'm like "What about this server enterprise / domain hijacking which takes away my root / NET USER ADMINISTRATOR permissions?" And he's like "Ah...that's not really supposed to be happening" and he looked really awkward and I understood. But it's not really important. I'm not important.

    Resources are dwindling around the globe. Warlords are controlling everything; but answerable to some higher Power (it would seem). More and more people are turning to religion for comfort. Nuclear weapons all over the place. What could possibly go wrong?



    It's a creepy world. So many inexplicable, unanswered questions. I'm sure Iran's systems are powered by their own microprocessors right?

    Think about it. If they're really a nuclear threat wouldn't INTEL just shut them down and tell them to grow tomatoes or behave? They could say that to the US. They're a coercive monopoly.

    Power dictates. Someone is running this whole show and if it's who I think it is, he's The Servant of Truth. Just ask him, he'll tell you! Or you could read his biography titled The Servant of Truth.



    Power can dictate. All these games have to be for our 'benefit'. It's all Protection Rackets.

    They're all in cahoots to exploit their respective vassals. I think, since 1648, they always have been.

    Righto. I'm off. Maybe see you guys in 6 months. Or not.

    I hate being thirsty.


 

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