I'm Alex

[PokerCrack]

Hi!

My name is Alex and I will administrate this forum.
I can't say that I'm a poker pro but I spend a big part of my free time playing middle stakes 6max and MTTs.
Please don't hesitate to ask any questions regarding the forum functionality. I'm always open for the constructive suggestions.[COLOR=#000000 ][/COLOR]

Good Luck at the tables!

[YouGotPLOwned]

who were you before?

[PokerCrack]

who were you before?

I wasn't a member of the previous version of PokerCrack. The new owner of this domain name hired me as the administrator.
I'm not a poker pro, may be semi-pro playing 6-max NL25-NL100 and MTTs (upto $100-$150 buy-ins).
It will be really great if you guys will help me to create the right structure of the forum. All your advices will be really helpful.

[YouGotPLOwned]

who owns the domain now? i thought Roy passed it onto scooter - who in turn was too lazy to renew the hosting?

[PokerCrack]

I don't know exactly who is the new owner. I was hired via Elance by the guy from US.

[henrybulldog]

dont even know who you are working for? dont know whats worse the fact you dont know or that they wont tell you. either way sounds like you both have been munching at the faggot buffet. i miss scuter, sure he became a paranoid cunt of late but he was a solid citizen and his essays were more often hit then miss. by the way alex no one plays poker anymore.

[YouGotPLOwned]

Alex, will we as loyal members be entitled to a percentage of the affiliate income of the site?

[PokerCrack]

2 henrybulldog: I'm freelancer for about 7 years already and I know just a few names of my employers so it is not so strange as you think.
2 YouGotPLOwned: As you can see the forum is almost empty so there is no any affiliate income now but if it will be in future - why not? May be we will pay %% to the moderators and most active members.

LOL guys, one of you tells that no one plays poker (but the truth is that millions do play) and another is asking about the aff. income from the empty forum.

But in any case thanks for your opinions!

[Barney]

LOL guys, one of you tells that no one plays poker (but the truth is that millions do play) and another is asking about the aff. income from the empty forum.

Alex, this is why I used to come to the old PC - pure entertainment!

[noscuter1]

The new owner of this domain name hired me as the administrator.

I don't know exactly who is the new owner. I was hired via Elance by the guy from US.

Hi Alex, I personally don't mind you administering the site but it's owned by...oh did Roy sell the domain?

Who is Elance? Who is the guy from US? It's all very vague. I hardly care. Because Roy had the domain - I control the servers account which is just blasting into no domain as present I guess. bah

I'm not paranoid HB. I'll be dead before long. I've been shut down and you know it could be anyone except 6 figures usd and a year of 20 hour days and you can believe me or disbelieve me but there's only one power I can think of who can wield power over - literally - everyone. 19 computers. 50 brand new drives. 100's of sd cards and flash drives and everything is corrupted instantly. Every filesystem is a joke. Apple is a fucking Linux distribution, ridiculous that I've literally never heard that until 15 min into using it and I thought "this world is too dumb to live."

You can't write about the power that destroyed - all - power for 2000 years and live to laugh about it. In all honesty, I'm kinda grateful. I wish I accepted it a long time ago though. I could still accept it now and they're going to do anything, they just want me to shut up. But I've seen the reality of humans. I have no friends. They're lucky I don't kill them all. petty fucking morons. And what would I do grow tomatoes. blah

It's UEFI and you're all dead. Or worse. christ knows what you are now, I've seen things I cannot explain, things about Operating Systems I'm kinda just happy to take to a grave because they're so obvious if I'm the first person to 'notice' them none of you are even qualified to be human and I'm not sure how to make that more palatable but it's the truth. Anyone here have a Mac? Creepiest fucking company in the history of the planet and I just finished reading that Isaacson biography and there's some dark stuff going on and I'm torn between just hanging on to see it go down or beating the traffic.

You're all fucking morons and if you think I'm 'cracking', please say so and I'll embarrass you. Because threads all over the internet - hundreds thousands of them all of them, where I'm asking questions and no one is answering because the questions are too freaking simple to even exist. Do you understand? 2 + 4 = ?

morons. It's UEFI obviously. I've only been saying it since fucking May or June or whatever. Hired hundreds of 'experts' too stupid to live and have to learn it all myself - offline.

http://www.intel.com/content/www/us/...echnology.html

Yogesh: Hello. Thank you for using the Intel Customer Chat Support service. We are glad to be of service. How may I help you?
: hi Yogesh
: um I have lots of expensive Intel systems
: all have corrupted BIOS's
: i flash them with the appropriate BIOS firmware but...no luck
: the SSD's are all corrupted, turned into virtual containers I think
: I get CMOS checksum error messages, even after resetting the motherboard / processor etc
Yogesh: I am sorry to hear about the issue.
: well as long as I haven't annoyed Intel somehow, all is good
: if i have annoyed Intel somehow, I'm gravely sorry.
: in front of me i have two Intel desktops with almost entirely Intel components - is there some easy solutions or...answers are a bit quaint, of late.
Yogesh: May I have the motherboard model number?
: yes you may!
: DH67BL - Media Series
Yogesh: Thank you.
Yogesh: I have not heard from you for the last 3 minutes. Would you like me to wait and keep this chat session open for you?
: ? yes please
: I thought I was waiting for you for 15 min? I was hoping for assistance from Intel for my brand new Intel hardware components, which are all corrupted - somewhat horrifyingly rapidly really
: I've spent 8 months on this. I think it's safe to say I am screwed without Intel's help
: ATA Secure Erase commands don't erase my SSDs, and the same goes for Enhanced Secure Erase; though I’m not bright enough to understand how you can erase securely, and then erase even more securely. But it’s only 2 min each so I just do both before installing another operating system.
: but when I install any operating system, Windows 7, XP, 8, Server 2003, 2008 or a Linux distribution or Xen (an interesting Linux distribution, but then you could argue the same could be said about Windows and OS X)...it just doesn’t matter which Unix OS I install, there is residual corruption which the OS picks up on and runs away with
: so I'm thinking it's to do with the controllers and drivers, the firmware inside the motherboards’ ostensibly protected ‘read-only’ memory chips - but I’ve only been suspecting this for a year or so, and only after zero-filling 50 brand new hard drives 300-400 times. Pretty sure it’s not the hard drives, which appears to leave the motherboard chips as the only possible source, no?
Yogesh: I apologize for the inconvenience caused to you.
: it's okay, don’t mention it. I had nothing going on, really...and 90% of the hassle is just my ignorance...but it's an insane learning curve. and I'm at dead ends now
Yogesh: Jonny, If you feel your units are defective you can go ahead and claim warranty for the same, however I request you to reopen this chat session and while entering pre-chat survey in "Please indicate the type of query you have:" select "Warranty" they will assist you regarding your request.
: Will warranty provide solutions or simply refund? it’s just...I need the former. The latter appears not to be a logical solution to the problem.
Yogesh: Regarding this you can have a check with warranty team they will be having a better update.
: okay thanks - just to confirm I didn't click the wrong tab, this is Technical Support though right?
: so no tech support for this issue?
Yogesh: Yes, Jonny you have reached technical support.
Yogesh: However I can provide support for only Desktop motherboard and processor, I don't have information on SSD's
: I'll literally accept any technical support you’re able to provide, at all. with gratitude.
Yogesh: Jonny, since you are getting CMOS battery error, did you try replacing CMOS battery?
: I'm pretty sure the board and processors control the drives though right? The battery merely retains the corrupted CMOS settings. But yes, I replaced the brand new CMOS batteries with brand new batteries - unsurprisingly, the issue appears unrelated to batteries, unfortunately.
: these i7 processors are far too intelligent for me - it's like they're talking to each other, silently and wirelessly, and cutting me out of the conversation. Sounds crazy right? I’m lucky the Catholics aren’t killing witches presently, or I’d be in trouble. But then everything sounds crazy when you’re ignorant, and then I read about how Intel i7 processors, actually do that. It’s a feature! That’s craziness for you, right there.
Yogesh: Yes, motherboard controls SSD's or SATA drives.